Post by DarkPhoenix on Nov 18, 2007 9:43:30 GMT -6
Inspired by rinkworks.com's Movie a Minute and Book a Minute sections, I have decided to do the same with the chapters of When Cliques Collide (and make fun of my own story at the same time).
Chapter 1
Charise: Hiiiiii! I'm so smart and cute and everyone loves me! I'm such a Mary Sue, I'm self-parodying.
Ms. Gibson: Hi, Charise, I'm the unconventional teacher. Haven't seen you lately. By the way, the cheerleading squad/dance team has a show here at this school, and it really ticks me off.
Charise: I'm going to make a total cliche suggestion-- make a show with representatives from all the major cliques. It'll be awesome.
Ms. Gibson: You're a genius!
Emily: I'm the nerd! Watch as I discuss my opinions of our lookist society.
Cheerleaders: Hiss! Spit! We don't like that! Don't undo the brainwashing that keeps us in control!
LB: Emily ticks me off. I hate her. She should die. I don't know why I hate her, but I just do!
Ophelia: I'm a goth. Or am I? I hate being called goth. Anyways, LB, stop talking bad about someone neither of us knows well! I will throw water in your face, because I'm so chivalrous!
LB: Die, goth!
Ms. Bellereve: Tiffani, you're off the team for being fat. Yay, I just ticked off the overweight readers!
Tiffani: Grrr, we'll see who gets the last laugh.
Principal: Ophelia, instead of punishing you like any sane principal would, I want you to join a club. Oh, and how convenient, Ms. Gibson is looking for some freaks... er, students... to join her new club.
Ophelia: Cool!
Mr. Lyons: AJ, you're a lazy @*$&*%$ *#&@(@$(&% #(#%&(#%&, and because of that, you're off the team. Go to the $(*)%^) library.
AJ: Noooooo. (Sees Charise) Yesssssss! Hey, baby.
Charise: Uh, no.
Emily: Come on, random nerd friend. Stop being so nerdy and let's go do something non-stereotypical!
Ms. Gibson: Emily, come with me, so you can do something totally nerdy and stereotypical.
Emily: Aw, fine.
Mae: Rant! Hiss! Snarl! Ophelia, you're not supposed to THINK!
Ophelia: But I like thinking!
Mae: Tough! You will do what I say because we've known each other, like, forever!
Ms. Gibson: Down, girl! Ophelia, come with me!
Ophelia: Saved from the crazy chick from Hades!
Emily: Look, me and Ophelia are getting along so well, almost like Anthy and Utena from Revolutionary Girl Utena.
Ophelia: Except we don't have that whole "maybe they're in a relationship" vibe.
Emily: Yeah!
Tiffani: I want to join the band of losers!
Ms. Gibson: Okay.
AJ: Where's Charise?
Angela: Ooh, he's hot. I want him. Let me show you to her and maybe I can get into your pants later.
AJ: I'm heeeeeeeeeere.
Charise: Rats!
Ms. Gibson: The band of losers is complete!
Chapter 1
Charise: Hiiiiii! I'm so smart and cute and everyone loves me! I'm such a Mary Sue, I'm self-parodying.
Ms. Gibson: Hi, Charise, I'm the unconventional teacher. Haven't seen you lately. By the way, the cheerleading squad/dance team has a show here at this school, and it really ticks me off.
Charise: I'm going to make a total cliche suggestion-- make a show with representatives from all the major cliques. It'll be awesome.
Ms. Gibson: You're a genius!
Emily: I'm the nerd! Watch as I discuss my opinions of our lookist society.
Cheerleaders: Hiss! Spit! We don't like that! Don't undo the brainwashing that keeps us in control!
LB: Emily ticks me off. I hate her. She should die. I don't know why I hate her, but I just do!
Ophelia: I'm a goth. Or am I? I hate being called goth. Anyways, LB, stop talking bad about someone neither of us knows well! I will throw water in your face, because I'm so chivalrous!
LB: Die, goth!
Ms. Bellereve: Tiffani, you're off the team for being fat. Yay, I just ticked off the overweight readers!
Tiffani: Grrr, we'll see who gets the last laugh.
Principal: Ophelia, instead of punishing you like any sane principal would, I want you to join a club. Oh, and how convenient, Ms. Gibson is looking for some freaks... er, students... to join her new club.
Ophelia: Cool!
Mr. Lyons: AJ, you're a lazy @*$&*%$ *#&@(@$(&% #(#%&(#%&, and because of that, you're off the team. Go to the $(*)%^) library.
AJ: Noooooo. (Sees Charise) Yesssssss! Hey, baby.
Charise: Uh, no.
Emily: Come on, random nerd friend. Stop being so nerdy and let's go do something non-stereotypical!
Ms. Gibson: Emily, come with me, so you can do something totally nerdy and stereotypical.
Emily: Aw, fine.
Mae: Rant! Hiss! Snarl! Ophelia, you're not supposed to THINK!
Ophelia: But I like thinking!
Mae: Tough! You will do what I say because we've known each other, like, forever!
Ms. Gibson: Down, girl! Ophelia, come with me!
Ophelia: Saved from the crazy chick from Hades!
Emily: Look, me and Ophelia are getting along so well, almost like Anthy and Utena from Revolutionary Girl Utena.
Ophelia: Except we don't have that whole "maybe they're in a relationship" vibe.
Emily: Yeah!
Tiffani: I want to join the band of losers!
Ms. Gibson: Okay.
AJ: Where's Charise?
Angela: Ooh, he's hot. I want him. Let me show you to her and maybe I can get into your pants later.
AJ: I'm heeeeeeeeeere.
Charise: Rats!
Ms. Gibson: The band of losers is complete!