Post by DarkPhoenix on Feb 16, 2008 23:01:05 GMT -6
1. So, tell me about your mother.
A) She’s the devil incarnate!
B) She’s nice, but rather passive.
C) She’s so beautiful. I want to be like her.
D) I want to meet a lady like her.
E) Overbearing b***h.
F) Eh, she’s okay, I guess.
G) She’s terribly freakish!
2. High school is/was:
A) An interesting time where I met lots of people.
B) Okay, but I would rather not relive it.
C) A necessary evil.
D) Awesome. All those hotties!
E) Fun, although there were a few rough spots. Still, I learned something about myself.
F) Hell.
G) Unnecessary for my plans in life.
3. Your enemies would say that you are
A) Wishy-washy and kind of stupid.
B) Kind of a loner.
C) A total nerd.
D) A hormone-driven bonehead.
E) Incapable of eating moderately, and a bit of a ditz
F) Incapable of letting most people know who you are
G) Not normal
4. It’s Saturday night. You’re:
A) Spending time with that someone special
B) Learning to play a song on your instrument of choice
C) Reading a new book
D) On a date… hopefully. Maybe. Okay, probably not, but you tried.
E) Gorging on sweets
F) Working on a new painting
G) Sewing
5. You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do?
A) Shopping spree!
B) Buy lots of instruments and CDs.
C) Freak out, cry, scream, pass out, and then maybe buy some stuff for you and your favorite people
D) Get a little something-something.
E) Buy lots of food. Hey, we’re gonna die anyway, so who cares if you get fat or sick?
F) That’s a “Heathers” quote…
G) Give it over to responsible male of choice. He’ll know what to do with it.
6. Favorite movie?
A) “The Breakfast Club”
B) “Rent”
C) “Welcome to the Dollhouse”
D) “Animal House”
E) “Almost Famous”
F) Hmm… it’s a toss-up between “Hard Candy” and “Lady Vengeance”
G) “Cruel Intentions”
7. Your theme song?
A) “Save Me” by Queen
B) “Hey Jude” by The Beatles
C) “Shy Girl” by O-Town
D) “Dirty White Boy” by Foreigner
E) “Artificial Sweetener” by No Doubt
F) “Killing Loneliness” by HIM
G) “I Wanna Be Bad” by Willa Ford
8. Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
A) Married, a bunch of kids, probably with a good job.
B) Famous musician
C) Underappreciated novelist
D) Head of “Playboy.” I can dream, can’t I?
E) Definitely not modeling or acting, I know that much.
F) Something artsy. Maybe fashion design, for women of all sizes and shapes.
G) Married, multiple children, and living as a happy housewife
9. Your clothes:
A) Trendy and comfy
B) Casual and artsy
C) Nerd chic
D) Jockwear
E) Trendy, but not overly so
F) Very unusual and eye-catching
G) Either well-suited for someone half your age, or purchased by a “special friend”
10. Your motto?
A) Don’t take life too seriously-- you don’t get out alive anyways.
B) If at first you don’t succeed, try again.
C) This is the time of your life, but you just can’t tell.
D) Never put off till tomorrow the fun you can have today.
E) Life’s too short to drink cheap wine.
F) Believe in miracles, and your dreams will come true.
G) A woman’s place is in the house.
11. Reading material of choice?
A) Redbook
B) Biography about your favorite musician
C) Psychology Today
D) Sports Illustrated
E) Teen Magazine
F) Whatever feminist or women’s studies book you have on hand
G) Whatever books on sewing or anti-feminism you have on hand
12. You get kicked out of a party. Why?
A) You were hogging the spotlight.
B) You got into an argument over who should be in charge of the music.
C) You were being too much of a wallflower.
D) You flirted with the wrong person’s date.
E) You ate all the food.
F) You got into a fight because someone made a rude comment about one of your friends.
G) You were being too “square” and bringing down the party’s mood.
Mostly A's-- You are Charise.
Mostly B's-- You are S.
Mostly C's-- You are Emily.
Mostly D's-- You are AJ.
Mostly E's-- You are Tiffani.
Mostly F's-- You are Ophelia.
Mostly G's-- You are Angela.
A) She’s the devil incarnate!
B) She’s nice, but rather passive.
C) She’s so beautiful. I want to be like her.
D) I want to meet a lady like her.
E) Overbearing b***h.
F) Eh, she’s okay, I guess.
G) She’s terribly freakish!
2. High school is/was:
A) An interesting time where I met lots of people.
B) Okay, but I would rather not relive it.
C) A necessary evil.
D) Awesome. All those hotties!
E) Fun, although there were a few rough spots. Still, I learned something about myself.
F) Hell.
G) Unnecessary for my plans in life.
3. Your enemies would say that you are
A) Wishy-washy and kind of stupid.
B) Kind of a loner.
C) A total nerd.
D) A hormone-driven bonehead.
E) Incapable of eating moderately, and a bit of a ditz
F) Incapable of letting most people know who you are
G) Not normal
4. It’s Saturday night. You’re:
A) Spending time with that someone special
B) Learning to play a song on your instrument of choice
C) Reading a new book
D) On a date… hopefully. Maybe. Okay, probably not, but you tried.
E) Gorging on sweets
F) Working on a new painting
G) Sewing
5. You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do?
A) Shopping spree!
B) Buy lots of instruments and CDs.
C) Freak out, cry, scream, pass out, and then maybe buy some stuff for you and your favorite people
D) Get a little something-something.
E) Buy lots of food. Hey, we’re gonna die anyway, so who cares if you get fat or sick?
F) That’s a “Heathers” quote…
G) Give it over to responsible male of choice. He’ll know what to do with it.
6. Favorite movie?
A) “The Breakfast Club”
B) “Rent”
C) “Welcome to the Dollhouse”
D) “Animal House”
E) “Almost Famous”
F) Hmm… it’s a toss-up between “Hard Candy” and “Lady Vengeance”
G) “Cruel Intentions”
7. Your theme song?
A) “Save Me” by Queen
B) “Hey Jude” by The Beatles
C) “Shy Girl” by O-Town
D) “Dirty White Boy” by Foreigner
E) “Artificial Sweetener” by No Doubt
F) “Killing Loneliness” by HIM
G) “I Wanna Be Bad” by Willa Ford
8. Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
A) Married, a bunch of kids, probably with a good job.
B) Famous musician
C) Underappreciated novelist
D) Head of “Playboy.” I can dream, can’t I?
E) Definitely not modeling or acting, I know that much.
F) Something artsy. Maybe fashion design, for women of all sizes and shapes.
G) Married, multiple children, and living as a happy housewife
9. Your clothes:
A) Trendy and comfy
B) Casual and artsy
C) Nerd chic
D) Jockwear
E) Trendy, but not overly so
F) Very unusual and eye-catching
G) Either well-suited for someone half your age, or purchased by a “special friend”
10. Your motto?
A) Don’t take life too seriously-- you don’t get out alive anyways.
B) If at first you don’t succeed, try again.
C) This is the time of your life, but you just can’t tell.
D) Never put off till tomorrow the fun you can have today.
E) Life’s too short to drink cheap wine.
F) Believe in miracles, and your dreams will come true.
G) A woman’s place is in the house.
11. Reading material of choice?
A) Redbook
B) Biography about your favorite musician
C) Psychology Today
D) Sports Illustrated
E) Teen Magazine
F) Whatever feminist or women’s studies book you have on hand
G) Whatever books on sewing or anti-feminism you have on hand
12. You get kicked out of a party. Why?
A) You were hogging the spotlight.
B) You got into an argument over who should be in charge of the music.
C) You were being too much of a wallflower.
D) You flirted with the wrong person’s date.
E) You ate all the food.
F) You got into a fight because someone made a rude comment about one of your friends.
G) You were being too “square” and bringing down the party’s mood.
Mostly A's-- You are Charise.
Mostly B's-- You are S.
Mostly C's-- You are Emily.
Mostly D's-- You are AJ.
Mostly E's-- You are Tiffani.
Mostly F's-- You are Ophelia.
Mostly G's-- You are Angela.